The Winterfood Diaries

The Winterfood Diaries

Wednesday, 2 January 1985

Wakefield by Bus

Me and Our Jeff went to Wakefield on the bus. So what does he do? He almost kills my personal stereo by accidentally knocking it out of my pocket and onto a hard shopping centre floor! But it was just an accident, and easily repaired.

I bought a trendy new white coat and a scarf from the Ridings. Then we went to Birdy’s. He’s a pain in the neck!

Me and Our Jeff went back to Aunty Vi’s and Martin came down. Our Jeff went to the Labour Club disco. Me ‘n’ Martin went to Trish’s. He’s still there, licking her out I bet, while I’m falling asleep on Aunty Vi’s settee, listening to Frankie and the Eurythmics on my personal stereo.

This time 2 years ago:
'I watched Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory on TV. It was brill!'

This time last year:
'Daphne and Giles, who’ve been visiting from Yorkshire, took me up to Grandma Winterfood’s. I got some pressies and clothes, etc.'

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