The Winterfood Diaries

The Winterfood Diaries

Monday, 15 October 1990

Flash's Secret Woman

‘Don’t Ask Me’ – Public Image Ltd.

Flash just rang from Old Oxford Town.  He won’t get to Coventry until Saturday morning for the PANOPTICON.  I’ve got to get there on Friday.  I catch the 10:30am from Wisbech and arrive at Coventry at 2pm.  I’ll just have to settle in and find somewhere to stay.  He doesn’t get there on the Friday because... well, two amazing things have happened to him, he said.  One to do with a bloke, and the other to do with a woman.  He said one is just amazing and that the other will make me jealous.  Well, the bloke one was meeting the guy in charge of the PRISONER fan club (who knows his step-granddad); the other?  Well, he didn’t tell me, but because of ‘this woman’, he won’t get to Coventry till Saturday.
God, what is it?  I’m almost scared to find out.  Maybe his College is having a visit from Sophie Aldred or a DOCTOR WHO girl.  Or maybe Sophie is now studying at his college ad he goes out with her and she’s driving him to Coventry and she’s made it very clear to him that she can’t bear me…  I mean, if I’m going to be jealous then it has to be Sophie.  Or Betty Boo.  Or Kate Bush.  Or Yoko Ono.  Doing a gig in Oxford or something.
Am I gonna be really jealous?
'Shame On You’ – Gun

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