‘Def Con One’ – Pop Will Eat Itself
I can honestly do without Easter Holidays – nothing doing, no friends.
I’m sure Freddie probably wants me to go and work in his lorry yard. YEEURGH! I could visit them, but that would probably be unbearable, because it just gets like that. Gran + Granddad will be here at the bungalow (staying in the caravan) so I’ll lose out on my new-found privacy…
I could go and stay with Jonny Badcock until Friday; possibly go the Wenns and see Fergie on Saturday (if she’s not working!). But what of the week beyond that?
I could maybe go to Yorkshire. Go up on Tuesday, spend Wednesday with Flash, but what of the following eight days?
Flash hasn’t the time for me, almost understandably; so would Raquel entertain me for a day or two? Would Elbow? Would Paul? Would my Dad? I suppose the general answer is: would they fuck!
If I stay home, the advantage is seeing Fergie, but only on two occasions (at the most).
Mind you, on the plus side of this holiday lark, Betty has just spent £40 on clothes for me.
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