The Winterfood Diaries

The Winterfood Diaries

Wednesday, 11 April 1990

Two-faced Raquel

‘Wise Up! Sucker’ – Pop Will Eat Itself


I was walking from The Walks at night and two people who were walking dogs were in front of me.  One of them had a huge Dobermann and the other had a small pooch type-thing.  I walked in-between the two, just as the Dobermann attacked the pooch and I was caught in the ‘crossfire’ and viciously bitten.

Today, Raquel visited, but she got pissed off with Flash about me being here (taking him from her).  Then, to my face she told me she didn’t mind me being here at all!

I miss Fergie, you know?  Incredibly so.  I think she is such a part of me now and worth retaining at all costs.  I don’t ever want to let her go.

But how does she feel about me?

I adore Fergie.  I bloody do!

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Next time: ‘One-faced Raquel?’

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