The Winterfood Diaries

The Winterfood Diaries

Friday, 9 June 1989

The Winterfood Dialogues


Filofax Rendering

YORKSHIRE

 

12.30am


‘Buoy’ – Mick Karn



 

Hello.  I’ve just been playing ‘Let’s Watch Telly On Our Fat Arses All Night’.

 

I’ll have to go into College later today.

 

Heigh ho.

 

Later:

 

IT’S 11.50pm.

 

Jack is in deep shit.  Betty had to go into his school today because his report was diabolical + he’s already skived off loads of lessons and 3 exams!  FOOK!  And I thought I used to be bad!  To quote his Headmaster, he has ‘thrown the towel in’.

 

The amazing thing was, when Betty got there today, HE WAS SKIVING AGAIN!  When they caught up with him THE AUTHORITIES GAVE HIM A JOLLY SENSIBLE TALKING TO.

 

So here I am, at Raquel’s with Flash.  Kat sends her love, Flash.

 

Emma gave me a present.  I wonder what it is?

 

Amanda Wyss is on telly.  Wyss!  Really?  HAARDOO!

 


19 on Sunday, eh?  Big lad now.

 

[COMING SOON:

 

THE WINTERFOOD DIALOGUES

 

DOES RITCHERD LIKE KATE BUSH?

 

WAS HIS BIRTHDAY SHIT?

 

WHAT DOES HE THINK TO THE NEW VERSION OF ROCKY HORROR?

 

DOES HE GO TO THE BEACH + WATCH HIS MATES STEAL A BOAT?

 

WHO DOES HE FANCY?

 

WHAT DEVELOPMENTS IN THE LARRY GOODGIRL STORY?

 

WHO BREAKS THEIR GENITALS?




WHAT AWARDS DOES RITCH WIN?

 

AND WHAT IS THE TRAGEDY OF NATALIA WNEK?

 

Find out in

THE WINTERFOOD DIALOGUES

 

-       They’re Shayte!

 

-       Future Ritcherd xxxx ]

 





 

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