The Winterfood Diaries

The Winterfood Diaries

Wednesday, 28 June 1989

Fanny Batter


9.30pm

 

‘Love Resurrection’ – Alison Moyet



 

Daniel + I have been making table plans and kidding-on Jolene + Kat that they will be segregated from the rest of the group and given a children’s menu with fish fingers + chips and suchlike on it.

 

Jolene is gorgeous.  Though I’m pretty sure that Daniel fancies Kat…

 

EXCHANGE OF THE DAY:

 

Legs: You bastard, Jez!  You’re always stirring things!  I’m gonna buy you a big wooden spoon.

Me:  And I’m gonna shove it up your arse!

 

HORRIBLE/CRUDE ‘THING’ OF THE DAY: Fanny batter.

 

Today we watched the video of Sunday’s R.H.  It felt a bit crap, actually.

 

SHOCK!

Donna Davidson’s broken her fanny!  I’m really not going to go into details, although she was happy to…

 

SHOCK!

Stan Flowers just rang.  He wants me to go and stay at his place in a few weeks.

 

Yeah.  Will do.

 

Flipping heck!

 





 

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Next time: ‘Pritt-Stick Porno…’

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