The Winterfood Diaries

The Winterfood Diaries

Sunday, 14 May 1989

Ruck Sack, Ruck Sack

‘A Serious of Snakes’ – Wire


Hello.  I’m at my Dad’s.


Edward Heath is lecking hell at Thatch over the EEC.  The Chinese want democracy (Gorby’ll be arriving in China soon, ‘n’ all).  What’s going on in Panama these days?  And CAR-RIKEY: VIOLENCE AT THE FA MATCH YESTERDAY!  Aye, the fans making them look great at this difficult time, I’m sure.




‘Once Is Enough’ – Wire




‘Hello, I’m Flash and I’m better than summat crap, so obviously you’re a good laugh, no, no, fuck off, good gosh that’s swearing.


Well, this week I’ve been to York University and Cambridge University and Liverpool University and Ponny University and Fev University and Cas University and the University of Airedale + Knottla.


Jon Winterfood has given me a sex aid willy-stick and it is brock, so I int off to wear it.  I am Flasher and I’m a moo cow and I’m a moo cow and my warm wife.  His dad’s got it.



a)  I bet I watch Jabberwocky tonight.

b)  The Chinese will always read from right to left.




Situation Willy Hats’




‘Bring Me Edeleweiss’ – Edeleweiss


I love you, Flash.  Thanks for a nice weekend.







Today, I spent time with Dad + Annie + Flash.  Raquel got more or less better; nice, like her ‘old self’, but I saw a side of her this weekend that was a bit unpleasant.



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Next time: ‘Walks with Emma…’

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