‘When I Needed You’ – Erasure
WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO ME?!
WHY? OH GOD, WHY? EH? THEN?
EH? EH? COCKER? EH?!
I saw her for about five minutes today and she hasn’t replied to my letter or done any further work on the poster for THE CHINESE PLAY…
I want to be with her all the time, y’know?
She’s been driving around all day again, in Vinnie + Dom’s really fantastic sports car. I reckon she must fancy one of them. OR BOTH! I bet she does, and she’ll end up going out with one of them and that’ll be it: NO CHANCE FOR WINTERFOOD, NO WAY, BYE-BYE!
‘IT’S NOT RAIGHT! IT IN’T!’ said a Yorkshireman.
Jamie Davenport gave Simon a message from her today, apologising that she won’t be able to join him at the Tech Disco. Yeah, cos she’ll be with Vinnie + Dom in that fucking CAR!
I want Maggie here, now. FOOOOOOOOK!
‘Bostich’ – Yello
THE CHINESE PLAY
More press releases went out today. We’re even doing some national papers tomorrow. There’s also been some cast re-alignments: Darren Marsh is no longer to play ‘Customer’ and will be replaced by Simon Lewis. Donna Davidson will now be playing the ‘Customer’ Sharon used to play. I will now play the ‘Teacher’, Marita will play ‘Girl’ and Gemma Winchester will be ‘God’.
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