The Winterfood Diaries

The Winterfood Diaries

Thursday, 20 April 1989

Mr Angry





 

THE CHINESE PLAY is progressing.  Slowly.  But it’s coming.  I’m now thrilled and excited about the ‘GOD’ character.  I wasn’t sure at first, but after seeing Gemma play it today, I’m feeling very pleased with the result.  VERY.

 

Rehearsals are going fine.  I’ve worked closely with Jonny, Jolene, Kenneth, Tracey, Jamie, Nigel + Emma.  That’s about it.  Oh, and Gemma, of course.

 

RADIO NORFOLK is ‘interested’ in talking to me, which is good news.

 

Donna erected the KLCA display today + we tried to record a video trailer in the college grounds (some hilarious antics with Daniel, Donna, Jonny, Tracey, Darren, Jolene, Emma, Gemma, and Kenneth), but it still needs editing.  Never mind.

 

Daniel’s been a great help (he filmed the video footage).

 

Kat’s been ‘over-close’ to me today.  She also seems to be trying to get friendly with Jonny again.

 

We all played with the brand-new Common Room chairs today.  Comfort has finally arrived – MUCH!  OR-YUS!  OR-DOO!

 

I haven’t seen Maggie since Tuesday.

 

MAGGIE – DON’T FUCKING FUCK ME ABOUT!  I KNOW YOU DON’T REALLY KNOW THE EXTENT OF MY FEELINGS FOR YOU, BUT GOD!

 

RITCHERD – DON’T PISS YOURSEN ABOUT!

 

Later:

 

‘Scum’ – Napalm Death



 

I AM ANGRY!

 

ANY CREDIT I GET FOR THE CHINESE PLAY, I DESERVE, FRANKLY.

 

NOW I’VE GOT TO DESIGN THE PROGRAMMES + OTHER STUFF BECAUSE EVERYBODY ELSE IS SO UNRELIABLE AND INCAPABLE!

 

I’VE EVEN GOT TO PUT UP THE SET ON MY OWN BECAUSE NO OTHER FUCKER WILL!

 


 

Later:

 

Berwin Groomstool officially died today.

 

Good.

 

His legs fell off.  His final words were: ‘Put that chainsaw down…’

 





 

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Next time: ‘People, hold on…’

 

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