‘Hergest Ridge (Side One)’ – Mike Oldfield
Santa pops his head round the door, but there’s something familiar about that jutting nose and jaw, and the way he says ‘Hee-ep!’
Chip’s cute. I babysat for him tonite / this morning as Betty, Freddie, Jack + Queenie went to Midnight Mass. I wanted to go, but I stayed to listen for Chip (not that I had a choice, but I was actually really happy to). He had to get up, though. He knew they’d gone. We sat together on the sofa and I cuddled and loved him, telling him all about Christmas. I felt such a lovely rapport with him. He’s a love. He’s a treasure. He is fulfilment.
Berwin Groomstool leers evilly from beneath his Santa hat and behind his false, white beard…
What’s in my stocking?
A box of Harlequin chox (Oh, very panto topical!) and Stephen Wyatt’s Doctor Who novel PARADISE TOWERS!
ACKER! SKILL! SKILLAFOOMHACKAR! Cheers, Betty!
‘Christmas Song’ – Nat ‘King’ Cole
Last nite I dreamt that I was up in the Rehearsal Room at The Tower, with Ash + Dan. They left, but loads of Goths, Punx, etc, came in + we had a massive party. I went to the toilet, but when I’d finished, I came out and found myself face to face with old school mate James Abbott. Apparently he lived in the room next to ours. We talked about The Prisoner + Doctor Who and then I went up to the roof where the party was continuing. After a while, I got bored + came down. I saw Flash sitting alone in the rehearsal room and when he saw me we just burst out laughing at each other. We then started planning our next Christmas Situation cassette + decided we’d do a Berwin Groomstool spoof of Dickens’ A Christmas Carol. Our biggest worry was in deciding what to call Berwin’s character. Flash came up with a classic – we would call him SCROO-GEH.
‘Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas’ – Judy Garland
George just rang. Merry Christmas, George. He’s ace. Good old George. I read my report to him + he was pleased. Thanx for the Chrissie / 18th Birthday pressie of £125. Cheers, mate!
Berwin Groomstool, all jagged shark teeth and hypnotic eyes, covered in a vast white beard…
ACE! Berwin’s just come in, dressed as Father Christmas!
hey up! Can I come to
AT HEXMAS NOO YEAR?
Yeah, it’ll be ace!
The best tracks on the BELINDA CARLISLE album are: ‘Heaven On Earth’, ‘I Feel Free’, and ‘Should I Let You In?’
BUT ‘Nobody Owns Me’, ‘Fool For Love’ and, most of all, ‘Love Never Dies’ and ‘I Get Weak’ are the SKILLAFOOMBRILLABINGBONG TRAX!
Oh no! Berwin’s coming at me with his Cleaning Robot!
Paradise Towers looks to be a skill novel!
HOPENING ME PRESENTS NAR!
A bit later.
‘Walking In The Air’ – Aled Jones
I’ve got: SOCKS, PANTS + AFTERSHAVE, from Queenie + Lucille; A BOX OF SKITTLES (THE SWEETS), from Jonny Spam (Badcock); A MARILYN MONROE CALENDAR, BUSTER GONAD AND HIS UNFEASIBLY LARGE TESTICLES BOXER SHORTS, SOME RAZORS (COS I PINCH FREDDIE’S!), SOME BLACK BOXER SHORTS, SOME BLACK SOCKS, DOCTOR WHO: GENESIS OF THE DALEKS / SLIPBACK LP CASSETTE from Betty + Freddie;
DOCTOR WHO: THE SEEDS OF DEATH NOVEL by Terrance Dicks, from Aunty Vi; DESPERATE DAN AND POPEYE BOXER SHORTS, THE OFFICIAL PRISONER COMPANION by Matthew White and Jaffer Ali,
THE PINK STIFF ONE VIZ ANNUAL,
TRAVELOGUE LP by The Human League,
THE KICK INSIDE LP by Kate Bush,
DOCTOR WHO: 25 GLORIOUS YEARS by Peter Haining,
and the following Doctor Who novels: THE HAND OF FEAR by Terrance Dicks, THE SENSORITES by Nigel Robinson, VENGEANCE ON VAROS by Philip Martin, THE MASSACRE by John Lucarotti, all from Betty.
‘Take Me To Your Heart’ – Rick Astley
I’m doing Flash a tape.
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