‘Fashion’ – David Bowie
Today, I saw my greatest friend, Danyel ‘Flash’ Gordon, once again.
It was rather amusing that he walked almost straight past me in the street because he didn’t recognise me. I had my ‘acieed’ headscarf on (white and covered in yellow smileys), a light purple shirt, tight black jeans and Cuban-heeled boots. Rather amusing.
‘I saw you walking towards me and I thought, “Who’s this silly bastard, smiling at me?”’
‘And you didn’t recognise me?’
‘No. Well, not until I thought, “OOH, IT’S RITCHERD!”’
We slipped immediately into the roles we’ve begun to adopt in recent times; two characters you could only really describe as ‘the Lethargy Brothers’, which means conversations like this:
‘You don’t wear this shirt, do you?’
‘You don’t, do you?’
‘You don’t, do you? Do you? Do you wear it?’
‘Teenage Wildlife’ – David Bowie
We spent today talking about recent life and our respective colleges. I talked to him for ages about Justine. We watched bits of Doctor Who and a little of The Misfits, starring the immortal Monroe.
I then purchased a video tape – along with fish, chips + curry from Lola’s – and Flash agreed to tape me three Doctor Who stories: The Three Doctors, Black Orchid and Destiny Of The Daleks.
As Flash went out for lunch, I went down the road to my wonderful Daddy’s home. It was skill! He had bought me an early Chrissie pressie: a gorgeous baggy black shirt, adorned with green butterflies and two ‘acid’ badges. He’s also done me a skill tape.
It was great, and I just love him and Annie. The conversation was nice and I can’t wait to see them again.
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