The Winterfood Diaries

The Winterfood Diaries

Saturday, 27 August 1988

A Duvet and A Nightie


‘Big Love’ – Fleetwood Mac



 

MY DAY BEGAN, IN THE VERY EARLY AND DARK HOURS OF THE MORNING, WALKING PRACTICALLY NAKED DOWN ANNA’S STREET WITH BEAUTIFUL AND GORGEOUS MIRANDA.  I WAS WEARING ONE OF ANNA’S NIGHTIES AND NOTHING MORE, WHILST MIRANDA SIMPLY WORE THE DUVET – WHICH ‘FELL OFF’.  WHAT A GORGEOUS AND SEXY WOMAN SHE IS. 

 

NEEDLESS TO SAY, WE MADE MORE LOVE, BLOOD OR NO.

 

(But I am beginning to wonder whether she is just using me as her ‘bit of rough’.  Is Miranda just using me for sex?)

 

WE SLEPT IN EACH OTHER’S ARMS AND AWOKE THIS MORNING TO HAVE BREAKFAST WITH A VERY HUNG OVER ANNA.

 

IT WAS SAD, ACTUALLY.  MIRANDA DIDN’T WANT ME TO LEAVE FOR FLASH’S.  AND I FELT AS IF WE’D NEVER SEE EACH OTHER AGAIN…

 

Later:

APPROX 2.30pm.

 

‘Every Baby Needs A Da Da Daddy’ – Marilyn Monroe



 

FUCK OFF!

PISS!  NOBS + PLOP!

 

I hate fucking trains when they’re full and I have to sit in the corridor.

 

GAY BAMMER!!!  PISS OFF!


ON TOP OF THIS, I WANT TO VOMIT!

THIS IS HOW I FEEL RIGHT NOW:

 

YEEEUURGH!

BLLPPT!

 

Kelly’s got sweets.  I WANT!

 

I APOLOGISE FOR THE IMMATURITY, BUT YOU DON’T REALISE HOW ANGRY I ACTUALLY AM…

 




 

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Next time: ‘Holiday maps…’

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