‘Ambitious’ – Wire
An incredibly twizzly-faced man…
I’M WRITING ON
FLASH’S PAPER NOW,
BUT HE WON’T
MIND. AND IF HE
DOES, HE CAN SLEEP
IN THE DYKE! HA-HA-HA!
ACCEPT NO SUBSTITUTE!
‘Monday Monday’ - The Mamas & the Papas
I received, in the post, a letter from Flash today.
TODAY I COMMITTED (VOLUNTARY) MANSLAUGHTER!
Impossible, I know! But, yes! What I’m trying to tell you is that I volunteered for work at the LORRY YARD today, yes! I was THAT man. I worked at Freddie’s yard once again, in the hope of earning money for mine and Flash’s holiday in the Far North. And, fuck me, matey, I’M SLAUGHTERED!
I’m tired, so I can’t say much, BUT…
WHAT’S BERWIN GROOMSTOOL’S NEW MONOLOGUE?
WHAT IS THE BASTARDISATION OF ISADORA DUCASSE?
‘Hey Joe’ – Jimi Hendrix
One thing. The rehearsal tonite was dull. Rod Griffin listened in and we all talked stupidly. But as I sat, waiting alone in the OLD MARKET SQUARE, who was the girl that waved at me from the upstairs window of one of the townhouses? And why did she? I waved back, of course, because she was quite attractive. Was she one of the Gillicks? I’m sure that’s MRS VICTORIA GILLICK’S HOME… Anyway, she was nice. After a while, when she seemed to have gone, I occasionally looked up and eventually saw a little boy – or was it a little girl? – spying on me. When he/she realised I’d seen them, they started waving, too. THE GIRL eventually walked out of the house and into WISBECH proper. She was really nice. I hope I’ll see her on WEDNESDAY nite. I hope she’ll wave.
[THIS INCIDENT WITH THE GILLICK’S KIDS WAVING AT ME WOULD GO ON TO INSPIRE A STORY IDEA THAT FLASH AND I WOULD TOY WITH AND WOULD GO ON, IN SOME PART, TO INSPIRE THE APPROACH I TOOK WITH THE CHINESE PLAY IN 1989 – Ritcherd, 18th July 1994]
‘Trip Stumble and Fall’ - The Mamas & the Papas
Berwin Groomstool, all smarmy and chuffed-looking, grinning his jags of sidelong teeth from beneath his trilby hatted head…
WORK IN THE MORNING.
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