The Winterfood Diaries

The Winterfood Diaries

Friday, 22 July 1988

The Only Way Is Up


‘The Only Way Is Up’ – Yazz And The Plastic Population



 

Norfolk College of Arts and Technology          Tennyson Avenue, King’s Lynn, PE30 2QW

 

Principal: Clifford H. Dixon, BSc (Econ), LTCL, Cert Ed.

 

Deputy Principal: Maurice A. Broyden, MSc, Ceng, MIMech, Cert Ed.

 

Phone: King’s Lynn (0553) 761144

 

P/DMP

 

21 July 1988

 

Mr Winterfood

Blackberry Narrow

Wisbech St Mary

Wisbech

Cambs

 

 

Dear Ritcherd

 

I am pleased that the College has been able to offer you a place on a full time course and we look forward to welcoming you to the College in September 1988.

 

Details of the offer are enclosed and I would be grateful if you could return the acceptance form within the next two weeks.

 

If we can be of any further help please contact L Goodgirl who is your Admissions Tutor.

 

We hope you will be both happy and successful in your future studies.

 

Yours sincerely

J Shelley

 

J Shelley

Assistant Principal Student Services

 

Enc

 

‘Strip’ – Adam Ant


 

WORKED HALF DAY.  I EARNED £42 THIS WEEK.

 

PAULA CAME TO STAY.  FLASH AND I BOTH ENJOYED HER COMPANY. 

 

THIS EVENING, WE WATCHED MOST OF THE DOCTOR WHO VIDEO FLASH HAS DONE ME: ‘THE FIRST 25 YEARS’.  IT FEATURED THESE STORIES:

 

The Pilot Episode:An Unearthly Child (WOW!); 100,000BC (great stuff); The Daleks (Hartnell reasons with the Daleks on Skaro!); The Rescue (Barbara shoots the Sand Beast!); The Crusade (King Richard goes crazy at Joanna!); The Chase (Aridius!  Count Dracula!  Mechonoids!  Vicki!  Ian!  Steven!); The Daleks’ Master Plan (Mavic Chen!  Sara!); The Celestial Toymaker (Cyril the schoolboy!  Dodo!); The War Machines (‘Doctor Who isss reequiredddd!’  Ben!  Polly!); The Tenth Planet (High-pitched Cybermen and a regeneration!); The Moonbase (Troughton!); The Faceless Ones (Gatwick!); The Evil Of The Daleks (The gorgeous Victoria Waterfield!); The Abominable Snowmen (Yeti!  Jamie!); The Wheel In Space (Zoe and Cybermats); The War Games (The Doctor’s trial and regeneration); Spearhead From Space (Pertwee!  Colour!  UNIT!  Liz Shaw!  The Autons burst from shop windows!); The Ambassadors Of Death (ugly alien ambassadors!); Inferno (Eye-patches!); Terror Of The Autons (Roger Delgado!  Liquid chairs!  Jo Grant!); The Mind Of Evil (Chin-Lee!); The Claws Of Axos (Mike Yates and Sergeant Benton!); Day Of The Daleks (Ogrons!); The Time Monster (Bessie!  Pertwee and Delgado bitch each other off in groovy TARDISes!  The Master gets it on with Galleia!); Carnival Of Monsters (Drashigs!); Death To The Daleks (Sarah Jane!  Exxilons!  TARDIS target practice!  Dalek suicide!); Planet Of The Spiders (Tibetan style regeneration!); Robot (Tom Baker!); Revenge Of The Cybermen (Voga – Planet Of The William Hartnells!  Baker and the Cyberleader!); Terror Of The Zygons (Zygons!  Harry!); Planet Of Evil (The Anti-Matter monster!); Pyramids Of Mars (The servant of Sutekh!); The Android Invasion (Android Sarah!  Benton shoots the Doctor!  Styggron!); The Brain Of Morbius (The Monster!); The Deadly Assassin (The Matrix!  Egg-fried Master!); The Robots Of Death (Leela!  Wooden control room!); The Talons Of Weng-Chiang (Mr Sin!  The crap rat!  Chang’s cabinet act!); The Invisible Enemy (K9!  The Giant Prawn!); Image Of The Fendahl (The Fendahleen!); The Sun Makers (The Doctor and K9 play chess!); The Power Of Kroll (Kroll!  Romana!); BBC VT Outtakes (Mary Tamm fucking blows it!  The Doctor and Romana kiss!  The Doctor fucking swears at K9!  The Doctor and Romana get pissed at Christmas!); City Of Death (the clock-face sketch!  Scaroth!  John Cleese!  Lalla Ward!); Shada (Cambridge punt!); Logopolis (flashback and regeneration!  Adric!  Tegan!  Nyssa!); The Visitation (Peter Davison!  Terileptils!  Arguments!); The Five Doctors (The Raston Warrior Robot!); Resurrection Of The Daleks (Daleks!  Davros ranting!  Turlough!); The Caves Of Androzani (Peri!  Sharaz Jek!  An incredible regeneration!); Attack Of The Cybermen (Colin Baker: ‘Unstable?’!  Lytton tortured by Cybermen!); Vengeance On Varos (Acid baths!  Sil!); The Two Doctors (Rat eating!  Sontarans!  Peri’s arse!  A knifing!); Revelation Of The Daleks (Stengos!  Alexei Sayle!  Davros’ hand!); The Trial Of A Time Lord (The space station!  The Valeyard!  Pink skies!  Bald Peri dies!  Mel!  Vervoids!); Time And The Rani (Regeneration!  Sylvester McCoy!  Bubbles!); Delta And The Bannermen (Green things hatching!  Slabs of chewy meat!); Dragonfire (Ace!).

 

IT’S BRILLIANT.

 




 

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