The Winterfood Diaries

The Winterfood Diaries

Wednesday, 20 July 1988

Return of The Robbers


12.15am.

 

GOOD LUCK WITH THE BTEC INTERVIEW, KATRISHA, and LORDS OF LIFE, BLESS MY PURSUITS IN THIS AREA.

 

‘Scream Like an Angel’ – Brilliant



(AND IT IS BRILLIANT!)

 

WORK LATER ON.

 

GOODNIGHT.

 

I FEEL V. BURNT!

 

Flash soon … Kat soon …

 

But where is Nat?  I miss her…

 

TiTS

‘N’

BUMS

AHOY!

 

A hideously deformed, longhaired monstrosity with jagged talons and a fierce grin, lopes across the room…

 

Another grinning monstrosity hides its head in its hands…

 

Another body twists like melted plasticine…

 

A jointed snakehead clacks its pointed teeth together…

 

A longhaired, spiky headed Goth looks glum about his stubble…

 

Something in trainers wobbles like jelly…

 

A crucifix held together by light…

 

Another hideously twisted, unfinished, discarded thing…

 

A square head with no jaw, toddling along on chicken like legs…

 

A grotesque hunchbacked deformity with folds of dripping flesh wears a fetching medieval collar…

 


A thoroughly gorgeous vampire woman with a face as stern as Kat’s…

 

Wayne Hussey looking pleased with his new hat…

 


A squat commando aims a vast and dangerous looking rifle…

 

A Frankensteinian monster, all forehead and Polidori hair, simian jaw, sunken eyes and stitched, scarred temples, looks for something to kill…

 

A deliriously joyful wolf-man, with a long and raking tongue, grins with murderous satisfaction…

 


A voodoo doll of Stan with a pin in its face and a pin in its groin…

 

A leaping, longhaired deformity…

 

Masked masters…

 

Skulls, skittering along on trifurcated arms…

 

Twisted lumps of flesh with spindly bone arms…

 

Later:

11.35pm.

 

Vietnam is a good series.

 

THE PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION TRAIL IN THE USA is INTERESTING.

 

I’ve got some tablets for my spots.  And I’m deadly sunburnt. 

 

My hayfever is gay!!!

 

My The Whip album is skill!

 

I bought the 7-inch of BELINDA CARLISLE’S ‘Circle In The Sand’ today.


 

WHY HASN’T NAT WRITTEN TO ME AS PROMISED?

 

IT WASN’T MEANT TO BE LIKE THIS, WAS IT, GOD?

 

TIME FOR THROWING MUSES

 

‘Stand Up’ – Throwing Muses



 


 

 

 

 




 

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Next time: ‘Flash arrives…’

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