The Winterfood Diaries

The Winterfood Diaries

Monday, 4 July 1988

Another Fresh Apocalypse


It’s 7.10pm.

 

‘Burn’ – The Sisters of Mercy



 

IT RAINS, AND I WORRY ABOUT THE FUTURE.

 

THE AMERICANS HAVE SHOT DOWN AN IRANIAN AIRLINER ‘by accident’ AND AYATOLLAH KHOMEINI HAS PROMISED ‘RETALIATION’, ‘BLOOD’ AND ‘WAR’.

 

CHUFFING DAFT YANKEE BASTARDS GET UP MY ARSE!  SOMETIMES YOU FEEL LIKE THEY DESERVE A BLEEDIN’ WAR!  BUT WHY SHOULD IT INCLUDE US?  COZ WE’RE ‘ALLIES’?  WHAT A SHIGHT! 

 

FEK!  FOK!  GIT!  BU/aStERD!!!

 

MOSCOW CONDEMNS IT AS ‘COLD-BLOODED, DELIBERATE MASS MURDER’ – PANIK!

 

IT’S PROBABLY TRUE, THOUGH.  JUST SUE AMERICA, OR SOMETHING + TRY THE AIR PILOTS, PLEASE.  DON’T START A WAR.  IF IT HAS TO BE HELL, MAKE IT JUDICIAL HELL…

 

AND AS IF ALL THIS WASN’T BAD ENOUGH, MARY TAMM (ROMANA) OF DOCTOR WHO FAME NOW ADVERTISES CAT FOOD!




SOD THIS, COCK, KIM WILDE’S ON WOGAN.


 

PHWOOOAAAR!
 


 

 

Later:

10.38pm.

 

‘This Corrosion’ – The Sisters Of Mercy



 

BASTARD USA SHiPS!!

 

Thank you, Berwin.

 

DOCTOR WHO

Tony Selby, of Sabalom Glitz-fame, now advertises for the Midland Bank. 


Actually, Glitz is a good character.

 

Now then, lately, I’ve been reading my Doctor Who magz from ish 1 onwards, and now I’m on ish 99.


 

Also, as you know I recently finished reading The Reign Of Terror by Ian Marter.  Well, tonite I finished reading The Tomb Of The Cybermen by Gerry Davis. 


Now I’m off to go and start reading The Ice Warriors by Brian Hayles.

 

 

ritcherd

ritcherd

Ritcherd

Xxxxxxxx

 

A cartoon-style Planet Of The Apes chimpanzee grins a row of perfectly straight teeth…

 




 

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Next time: ‘Ritch and Kat go Performing Arts…’

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