I’m fucked OFF!
EASTERN COUNTIES BUSES!
Spiny, sizzling dragons…
I’ve missed that sodding bus again. I can’t believe it. It’s fucking gone. Missed by two minutes. The next one’s at 3pm-ish.
FUCK OFF! FUCK OFF! FUCK OFF!
Why me? What a shyte! If I get the bas, it’ll get in at 5.30pm. If I get that, where will I stay tonite? NOWHERE!
FUCK OFF! FUCK OFF!
Oh, Kat, I’m dying to see you.
‘Houdini’ – Kate Bush
It was great of my parents to take me to NORWICH in the car (they were having a day out in that direction). I got here at about 3.30pm and bought my sweet Mummy a birthday prez for Wednesday.
My Mam is skill and I love her madly.
When I arrived, I hung ‘round with Willock and Sage and we all met up with Kat and Leighton. As I sat and spoke to Kat, I got pizzled on a bottle of QC.
‘Burning Bridge’ – Kate Bush
Kat loves me so much and I find her so irresistible. It’s nice to know she cares; that she readily tells me beautiful things. And I love it when I’m so obviously exciting her just by the way I walk, or the way I stand. And why shouldn’t I?
We kissed, in secret, as I was pushing her on the swings. It’s all very pretty, isn’t it?!
We all went down to THE RED LION, which was packed, and I downed a bottle of MARTINI. Within, I was much surprised at NICKI’s eagerness to just chat with and hug me. I also spoke briefly with Ben and Lizard, until Naomi Bell arrived and we entered upon deep and emotional words. She spoke of the upcoming July 5th anniversary-that-never-will-be and told me she still loves me. She also wants Flash and me to visit soon.
‘My Lagan Love’ – Kate Bush
We all drove down to Belinda’s place, and she even let me in, which was very surprising. It was clear that she was waiting for Willock and Kat to finish so she could bed Willock, but wanted no parlez with Kat, Naomi Bell or the infamous Jason 'Greasy Joe' Hertford. In the event, Leighton got off with Belinda (he really does love my left-overs!)
And on the subject of Jason Hertford…
He and I entered into a state of physical/ frictional contact, i.e. he was probably on something, because he decided I was having a go at him or taking the piss out of him or something. He came right up to me and said, ‘You’re hassling me, aren’t you?’
I said no, but he persisted + pushed me in the chest – a lot. So I put my bottle of CIDER down, grabbed him by the throat, smacked him into a wall, and squeezed. ‘I am NOT hassling you,’ I told him. Gasping for air, he apologised. I let him go and walked off.
He came and found me later, apologising again and wanting to make up. We hugged and he kissed me quite a lot. We even – YAK! – kissed at one point. With tongues. My first full ‘gay’ kiss (as an adult).
‘Cloudbusting’ – Kate Bush
I downed my Cider and sat outside, talking, with Kat, and then Bugs, who sat enthralled by my limited but colourful knowledge of mysticism and the occult, which is apparently renowned among the NORWICH teeny-goths. FINE!
Inside, I got chatting to Naomi Bell, who has grown to become and even greater friend. Or, to quote Naomi:
‘One minute Jez was talking to me and the next he had his tongue down my throat…’
For me, the party became quite vague around this point. I ‘got off’ with Naomi a bit – so I’m told – and then passed out in the toilet.
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