‘If I Ever Thought You’d Be Lonely’ – ABC
Today, a (DISGUSTING) joint VALENTINE’S CARD TO ROGER + I was placed in our locker from Mad Ruth (YUCH!) and Blondie (UGH!). It really wasn’t attuned to my personal and aesthetic tastes. In fact, it was gross, e.g:
‘CAN I GIVE YOU A BLOW JOB?’
‘LOVE AND LICKOUTS…’ (EEURGH!)
‘I BUBBLE IN MY KNICKERS EVERY TIME I SEE YOU…’ (YUK!)
Not very romantic, hey?
Suz set fire to it and sent what was left back to them, with ‘GET WELL SOON’ written on it. So now, Roger + I aren’t popular with Blondie, Tracey ‘n’ Mad Ruth. How sad.
JUSTINE. PAULINE. URSULA. STAN.
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