The Winterfood Diaries

The Winterfood Diaries

Tuesday, 16 February 1988

Knicker-bubbling


‘If I Ever Thought You’d Be Lonely’ – ABC



 

Today, a (DISGUSTING) joint VALENTINE’S CARD TO ROGER + I was placed in our locker from Mad Ruth (YUCH!) and Blondie (UGH!).  It really wasn’t attuned to my personal and aesthetic tastes.  In fact, it was gross, e.g:

 

‘CAN I GIVE YOU A BLOW JOB?’

‘LOVE AND LICKOUTS…’ (EEURGH!)

‘I BUBBLE IN MY KNICKERS EVERY TIME I SEE YOU…’ (YUK!)

 

Not very romantic, hey?

 

Suz set fire to it and sent what was left back to them, with ‘GET WELL SOON’ written on it.  So now, Roger + I aren’t popular with Blondie, Tracey ‘n’ Mad Ruth.  How sad.

 

Later:

 

JUSTINE.  PAULINE.  URSULA.  STAN.

 




 

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Next time: ‘Stan’s 18th Party…’

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