Famous Monsters Of Filmland

‘Shame’ – Gene Loves Jezebel

‘You’ll be living in a cave soon, Ritcherd,’ Astra Trellis ‘87

BRING BACK THE MUNSTERS!

Nosferatu’s on this week.  And the History of Hammer Horrors.  And some Hammer films.  And BlackadderII.  None of this could have come at a better time.  Good stuff, eh?

I want to find my Famous Monsters of Filmland magazines…

I was a rite jyppo today, cos it rained all the fucking shit time.  I wouldn’t dare call myself ‘SUMMER’ and then piss all over everyone.  I wore my black coat, and had purple socks over the top of my buckle boots.  My hair went twizzly. 

Fucking Gippo…

I’m just below an A-Level pass in my TS exam, and above A-Level pass in the first half of my English Lit exam.  Good stuff.  But my second half’ll be total shaite.

I want a bath!

Three sperm…

Goth by choice

‘The Nun’s New Clothes’ – Patti Palladin

PATTI PALLADIN IS GREEE-ATTE!

Roll on, Blackpool.  2 months to go.  And hassle ‘n’ hard work inbetween!

I love this song, I love it!  Gadd staff!

BEST 12 RECORDS IN THE UNIVERSE DEPT.

Glad To Be Alive LP – Gene Loves Jezebel

Mask LP – Bauhaus

‘21^st Century Boy’ 12-inch – Sigue Sigue Sputnik

Discover LP – Gene Loves Jezebel

Never Mind The Bollocks… LP – The Sex Pistols

‘Sunshine Miner’ 12-inch – The Zodiac Motel

Dawnrazor LP – Fields Of The Nephilim

The Batcave LP – Various

Immigrant LP – Gene Loves Jezebel

First And Last And Always LP – The Sisters Of Mercy

‘Ignore The Machine’ 12-inch – Alien Sex Fiend

‘Preacher Man’ 12-inch – Fields Of The Nephilim

Well.  Sort of like that, anyway…

WHAT RITCHERD IS UP TO IN 1986

WHAT RITCHERD IS UP TO IN 1985

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Next time: ‘Castle of Frankenstein…’