The Astra Revelations

‘The Experience of Swimming’ – Japan

My Birthday is o’er.  A day ago.  Almost two.  They are a lark, though, aren’t they?

Today was qurap.  Lots of chat and doss.  My hair’s UP again.

I must mention a long chat I had with Astra Trellis, wherein much was reveal-ed:

For an amahzing two weeks in Jan ’86, Astra actually fancied me.  Had I asked her out, she would have said ‘YES!’  Shock, eh?

Noreen told Astra, Hazel and Lizzie all the details of my ‘sex ‘life’ with BMW (i.e. sex on the park bench, etcetera).  In addition to this, all the details of my other sex lives (including how I lost my virginity) have apparently been circulating in Wisbech + othersuch places since about July ’86!  SHOCK!  I’ve got a reputation!  I don’t like this…

No one actually believed that Hazel Church would actually come over to mine when I fancied her last March.  She knew I ‘fancied’ her, and to top it all, ASTRA WAS JEALOUS!

I feel a rite tit about all of this…

The Conservatives were, unfortunately, re-elected.  I don’t mind.

[I think they’re shite now! – Jez, December ‘87]

‘Born to be Wild’ – Steppenwolf

FLASH  UPDATE

His mum has a new boyfriend called Ray, from Swindon.

He fancies Sally Roberts.

He’s fucking mental.  And I love him.

A twizzle-haired goblin with a tiny willy on his chin.  The willy squirts like a spot, yelling ‘SPLOT!’

Ritcherd

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WHAT RITCHERD IS UP TO IN 1986

WHAT RITCHERD IS UP TO IN 1985

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