Another Beginning

YEAR OF THE HARE

Give me the

Corpse of

MARILYN MONROE…

I want her…

Hello.  My name is JEZ or Ritcherd to anyone else.  I am 17 years old and I think, therefore I am, a Gothic Punk.

My favourite groups are: ALIEN SEX FIEND, FIELDS OF THE NEPHILIM, GENE LOVES JEZEBEL, THE ZODIAC MOTEL, THE SEX PISTOLS, SIGUE SIGUE SPUTNIK, SISTERS OF MERCY, and a few other minor things.

I am quite mad, actually.  And fairly ugly.  But I’m also interested and warm-hearted to the RIGHT people.  I am quite positive and ‘together’, but I’m very dubious about my future.  I presume that I shall be forced to leave college this year, unqualified.  My own fault.  Stupid, aren’t I?

My best mate is Danyel Gordon, or Flash to his mates.  He too is of interest.  He says he wants to be a Gothic Punk.  Good on him.  We’re off to Blackpool together, coz we’re really good mates.

I am in love with a beautiful gurlie named Naomi Bell.  She has a boyfriend called Alex.  So our ‘coming together’ can never be.  And that hurts me deeply.

AND NOW…

MY ‘OTHER’ BEST MATES: Simon Nightingale, Nigel Prince, Roger Watson, and no one else really.  Astra Trellis’s okay.

Hope you all enjoy my diary, crap-mates.  Love me,

Jezebel

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BY THE GAYBOY: [David Bowie’s a bit boring these days, isn’t he?]

AFORE YE GO: [Very soon, you’ll see me buy a brilliant album – The Batcave]

AND FINALLY: [Watch out for astonishing developments with Naomi Bell!]

Later:

‘Year of the Cat’ – Al Stewart

Well.  Today.  I had a Theatre Studies exam, got bored cos Roger’s away, got very fed up. 

Naomi … Naomi … Naomi …

I wrote to her.  I hope she writes soon.

I’m hot.  And tired.

What’s tomorrow got in store?  My failed exam results for English Lit Paper One.

Naomi…

WHAT RITCHERD IS UP TO IN 1986

WHAT RITCHERD IS UP TO IN 1985

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