‘Ignore the Machine’ – Alien Sex Fiend
THE RATHER SENTIMENTAL, NOSTALGIC, LOVE-LORN DIARIES OF THE RIGHT AMAHZING Ritcherd ‘JEZ’ VINTNERFODD IN THIS
YEAR OF THE HARE
‘182 EMOTIONS … DEAD?’
A crucifix bursting with white liquid…
‘Repetition’ – David Bowie
Hello. My names are Jez and Ritcherd. I am nearly 17 years old.
My favourite groups are Gene Loves Jezebel, Alien Sex Fiend, The Zodiac Motel, Sisters Of Mercy and Fields Of The Nephilim.
I am rather insane, not altogether ugly, of great interest, and very positive and ‘together’. My best mate is Flash Gordon. He, too, is of interest. He used to be Gothic, but is now converting himself into a hard-core Punk. He wants to be a weirdo, but he already is. So am I, but I’d rather be known as ‘a Goth’ than just a shit guy who is weird for the sake of it. That was no slur on Flash, by the way. AND GOTHS ARE NOT ‘PANSIES’!!
AND NOW, MY OTHER ‘BEST’ MATES: Simon Nightingale, Naomi Bell, Nigel Prince and no one else, really…
I hope you are all enjoying my diary, crap-mates.
All my love
‘Sexcrime’ – Eurythmics
BY THE GAYBOY: I wonder how many crimes I’ve committed? Erm… ONE … TWO … THREE … FOUR …FIVE … all to do with sex, drugs, oh! SIX! All to do with sex, drugs and … sex, drugs and drink, I suppose … oh! SEVEN!!! I can’t tell you what they are … well … no … it’s six, really … things such as underage sex; sexual acts with under age girls, erm … shoplifting … erm … taking drugs … smoking under age … drinking under age, etc…
OH, AS WELL AS THAT: [Birthdays are bloody irritating, aren’t they? – Future Jez]
AFORE YE GO: [Flash’s envelope is per-itty fat… - Future Jez]
ON TOP O’ THAT LOT: [I bet I get done o’er in Norwich … How Nice! – Future Jez]
AND FINALLY: [Norwich was a fucking good laugh! – Future Jez]
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