Bits

‘Girl at the End of My Gun’ – Alien Sex Fiend

Don’t worry, dear reader, that there’s not much of an entry for today.  I assure you, it was fucking shit.  All I did was work in that bastard crap yard.

BITS OF NAOMI LETTER:

‘my real name … ah …

why am I called Jez?  I w

after a long stint of calling

boring to go into, I decided

on GENE LOVES JEZEBEL … why

Because it is Ritcherd Winterfood … crap, eh?

‘Ha-Ha-Ha!’ says Naomi’s voice…

ANYWAY.  Pretend you never read that!

Naomi, you’ve GOT to tell me your full opinion and feelings

for me, so I can understand

don’t hardly know what we’re talking about.

I LOVE YOU LIKE I LOVE OXYGEN

Write back – THIS VERY SECOND!

All my love, hugs, juicy bits,

sloppies, sex and othersuch perverse phrases

Jezebel

XXX

        XX

        X

X – that was another sloppy one, especially for you. 

Generous, eh?

when I started writing this

THE NEPHILIM in Cambridge

day after my birthday.  Jealous?

I know what to get you for your birthday

Goodbye…

Jez loves you

isn’t my name shit?’

WHAT RITCHERD IS UP TO IN 1986

WHAT RITCHERD IS UP TO IN 1985

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