My No.1: ‘Sickle Moon’ – X-Mal Deutschland
Well, mates. Let’s just hope ‘n’ pray that I’ll be going to Flash’s this ‘HOL’ (i.e. today? eh? eh?), and let’s hope I get my crimpers back and let’s also pray that today is my last day of work this Easter…
Oh, look! It’s a realist!
Hello, Mr Realist, what have you come to say about the above?
MR REALIST SAYS: ‘FAT HAIRY CHANCE!’
(Mr Realist collapses and dies on top of an apple-headed, clock-faced goat, someone having confused him with Mr Surrealist)
My sentiments exactly, Mr Realist (but not my hopes…)
See you larhter,
all my lurffe,
‘Transmission’ – Joy Division
Well. That was nice.
I’m definitely leaving now. Hopefully he’ll be gone when I get back. If not, I’ll brack his fuckin’ head in!
‘Wunderbar’ – Tenpole Tudor
YEAAHRSE! YO! YA! YUP!
AYE – I’M GOING TO PONTY TONATE.
FLASH, I LOVE YOU (SO WHEN I RING YOU UP, LET ME STAY AT YOH HAUS!!!)
I’M OFF BACK TO WOHK SOON. THEN HOME. THEN OFF.
I’LL BE BACK ON MONDAY, THO’!
STILL… BETTER ‘N’ NOWT!
I’M ADDICTED TO ‘SICKLE MOON’
– IT’S AIRSE!
‘God Gave Us Life’ – Half Man Half Biscuit
In case I wasn’t making any sense earlier, Flash’s been rung and it’s all clear!
Yoh! I’ve got my crimpers back. Ace, eh?!
I’m at Flash’s.
FIZZ! says a long and fizzing rog, by Flash …
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