IT IS ABOUT 1pm.
‘Bodies’ – The Sex Pistols
I am pissed orf! Raeght pissed orf! Betty is, basically, a cow! She has decided she is going to clear my bedroom out because she reckons it’s untidy. I don’t. But she persists. I said it was tidy enough for me, but apparently that isn’t the point. It is her house, she says. Why didn’t I leave two weeks ago? Could’ve been good! If she persists in being a difficult bitch, who knows what’ll develop! Remember when I asked her about that £30 of mine that is in her possession? (You probably don’t) I asked her if I could have £13 of it. She said, ‘No, you can earn it and still have the £30.’ How can I earn £13 in 6 days?! When it comes to Friday and I say to her, Can I borrow £13 and pay you it back (i.e. earn it when I get back)?, she won’t allow it. So, kids, any money on it that I won’t get to Flash’s party on Saturday. Any money.
‘Hit’ – The Jesus and Mary Chain
May I just take this opportunity to say I’ve absolutely no idea why I take any interest in my ‘parents’ whatsoever. Cos they’re so shaight! Betty is now babbling on about how the family should all co-exist, etc, all cos I made them a pot of tea and then went into my bedroom, so they had to pour it themselves. Tut!
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