The Winterfood Diaries

The Winterfood Diaries

Monday, 26 January 1987

Party Plans

‘Real Wild Child’ – Iggy Pop


Tech again.  A skill day for all, yeah? 

I found out that I could be in deep shaight for skiving lessons if I don’t watch it.  Better become a bit more serious-minded, or I’ll get nowhere. 

Saw Bella.  We didn’t say much, but she’s in love with the album I lent her.

Well, the message got thru’ to Flash and he rang me this e’ening!  The party is definitely on, and I can take loads o’ people from Tech.  The Situation is also really taking off, and all his mates are anxious to meet me again.  People are learning my songs, off by heart.  WE’RE BIG!  ish!  I can’t wait for the party, and neither can Flash .  It’s going to be FERUCKIN GRÜVEH! Dodo’s best mate from Lincoln, is going and I’m going to invite everyone I can!  As well as all this, Flash and I are going to write each other as many letters as possible before the 14th.  That is also a bit of AR-YA-DÜ, dontcha think?


by Santa Claus

Snow falls on the ground
And everything goes white
I hate the bladdy fuckin Snow
And you’re all bloody Shite…

You wanka!  You nicked me
bloody reindeer…
I saw you screwin’ it!

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NEXT TIME: ‘Shitty-shitty-bonk-bonk…’

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