‘Happy Xmas (War Is Over)’ – John Lennon
Oh god! I feel baaad! I’ve got bastard-flu…
My report arrived today! What a day to arrive! I’ve hidden it, cos I don’t want it to spoil our Christmas, especially when I’m ill… I’ll give Betty it after Christmas.
It’s about 9pm, I think, and I feel crass ‘n’ fuck…
A MESSAGE FROM SANTA:
You’re all shaight..!
Bollox 2 U all!
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