Depraved Performance

‘Touch Me’ – Samantha Fox

Mig! Zits and nackers! No! Once again, Keir came round and I repeated my depraved performance. What am I becoming, pop-chums? What? What?

I also worked on my brillionic bedroom. Groove, eh?

Pick ‘n’ Mix:

Nicky Brown (pictured), The Bangles, Berwin Groomstool, HG Wells, semolina, Art Of Noise, jumpers, Return Of The Jedi, The Beatles, Dunhills’ sweet factory, Bucks Fizz, Italy, Superman, tea, James Whale, word association games, babber pie, Domino the cat…

WHAT RITCHERD WAS UP TO A YEAR AGO

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