‘Fat Hell’ – The Adult Net
Sunday! Well? What can I say? Sundays are usually SHIT, aren’t they? And this one was no exception.

My last ever school report:
Form Tutor’s Report
Name
RITCHERD WINTERFOOD
Form Group
C/L
Attendance
120/153
Ritcherd has unfortunately not been as reliable during his fifth year as I had hoped. It was regrettable that he could not cope with the responsibility of being a Monitor and had to be demoted. Ritcherd has always been a very friendly member of the form, and I wish him all the best in whatever he chooses to do in the future.
N. Fielding
House Tutor’s Report
Name
RITCHERD WINTERFOOD
Form Group
C/L
Ritcherd always does the bare minimum. As a result, his work is well short of the standard of which he is capable. There is very little time for Ritcherd to make amends, but this he must do to achieve some measure of success.
K. Dixon
BIOLOGY
CLASS WORK: D
EFFORT: 4
30% mock grade, D/2. Ritcherd is wasting far too much time at present. He must apply himself thoroughly over the next few months to achieve the grade he is capable of.
MATHEMATICS
CLASS WORK: D
EFFORT: 4
HOMEWORK: D
Ritcherd is too good at losing/forgetting books to make much progress. There are large gaps in his knowledge, which he must try to fill. He finds concentration difficult and the standard of his work is much poorer than it ought to be.
HISTORY
CLASS WORK: D
EFFORT: 4
Ritcherd must make a much greater effort with homework + revision if he is to achieve a good examination grade. Mock exam: G.C.E. D / C.S.E. 2
GAMES
CLASS WORK: E
EFFORT: 4
Ritcherd’s obvious distaste for football prevents him from participating more fully.
ART
CLASS WORK: C
EFFORT: 3
HOMEWORK: D
Some improvement has been noted and Ritcherd did quite well in the exam. He needs to have a much better selection of course work if he is to obtain a reasonable grade, and he should work towards this in the few remaining weeks.
ENGLISH LITERATURE
CLASS WORK: D
EFFORT: 4
HOMEWORK: D
Ritcherd has the ability to pass this subject with ease. However, too often essays are late, notes are forgotten or he is away. If he were to write his Owen and Voltaire essays and re-work two others he could do very well. Having already passed English Language, he will have some spare time in which to catch up.
R.E.
EFFORT: 4
HOMEWORK: C
Ritcherd is a definitely an able pupil, which is indicated by his occasional ‘flash’ of good work. However, I feel that he would do well to employ himself with more enthusiasm for the more accurate details of the text as opposed to humorous fabrications, which will certainly not pass an exam. His result would have given him a C.S.E. grade 4.
TYPEWRITING
CLASS WORK: E
EFFORT: 5
Ritcherd has dropped far behind with the class work this term and has shown little effort and less interest. However, his exam paper showed that he is capable of accurate typing, though he needs to learn the theory and quicken his pace.
DRAMA
CLASS WORK: C
EFFORT: 2
HOMEWORK: D
Ritcherd’s character work is much better than his realistic work at the moment; he needs to develop confidence with serious drama work. He works with interest at practical work, but his written work is weaker. Ritcherd did a fair written exam for the GCE mock, gaining 55%. I anticipate a higher mark than that for the exam proper.
[Images subject to control of individual Copyright Holders / While based on true life events and designed as a study of parochial British cultural and emotional life in the 1980s, this blog is a work of fiction. Cultural icons excluded, all characters and incidents featured are entirely fictional / This blog is also non-profit and all video clips are used for illustrative and contextual purposes / No copyright infringement is intended.]
Sunday! Well? What can I say? Sundays are usually SHIT, aren’t they? And this one was no exception.
My last ever school report:
Form Tutor’s Report
Name
RITCHERD WINTERFOOD
Form Group
C/L
Attendance
120/153
Ritcherd has unfortunately not been as reliable during his fifth year as I had hoped. It was regrettable that he could not cope with the responsibility of being a Monitor and had to be demoted. Ritcherd has always been a very friendly member of the form, and I wish him all the best in whatever he chooses to do in the future.
N. Fielding
House Tutor’s Report
Name
RITCHERD WINTERFOOD
Form Group
C/L
Ritcherd always does the bare minimum. As a result, his work is well short of the standard of which he is capable. There is very little time for Ritcherd to make amends, but this he must do to achieve some measure of success.
K. Dixon
BIOLOGY
CLASS WORK: D
EFFORT: 4
30% mock grade, D/2. Ritcherd is wasting far too much time at present. He must apply himself thoroughly over the next few months to achieve the grade he is capable of.
MATHEMATICS
CLASS WORK: D
EFFORT: 4
HOMEWORK: D
Ritcherd is too good at losing/forgetting books to make much progress. There are large gaps in his knowledge, which he must try to fill. He finds concentration difficult and the standard of his work is much poorer than it ought to be.
HISTORY
CLASS WORK: D
EFFORT: 4
Ritcherd must make a much greater effort with homework + revision if he is to achieve a good examination grade. Mock exam: G.C.E. D / C.S.E. 2
GAMES
CLASS WORK: E
EFFORT: 4
Ritcherd’s obvious distaste for football prevents him from participating more fully.
ART
CLASS WORK: C
EFFORT: 3
HOMEWORK: D
Some improvement has been noted and Ritcherd did quite well in the exam. He needs to have a much better selection of course work if he is to obtain a reasonable grade, and he should work towards this in the few remaining weeks.
ENGLISH LITERATURE
CLASS WORK: D
EFFORT: 4
HOMEWORK: D
Ritcherd has the ability to pass this subject with ease. However, too often essays are late, notes are forgotten or he is away. If he were to write his Owen and Voltaire essays and re-work two others he could do very well. Having already passed English Language, he will have some spare time in which to catch up.
R.E.
EFFORT: 4
HOMEWORK: C
Ritcherd is a definitely an able pupil, which is indicated by his occasional ‘flash’ of good work. However, I feel that he would do well to employ himself with more enthusiasm for the more accurate details of the text as opposed to humorous fabrications, which will certainly not pass an exam. His result would have given him a C.S.E. grade 4.
TYPEWRITING
CLASS WORK: E
EFFORT: 5
Ritcherd has dropped far behind with the class work this term and has shown little effort and less interest. However, his exam paper showed that he is capable of accurate typing, though he needs to learn the theory and quicken his pace.
DRAMA
CLASS WORK: C
EFFORT: 2
HOMEWORK: D
Ritcherd’s character work is much better than his realistic work at the moment; he needs to develop confidence with serious drama work. He works with interest at practical work, but his written work is weaker. Ritcherd did a fair written exam for the GCE mock, gaining 55%. I anticipate a higher mark than that for the exam proper.
[Images subject to control of individual Copyright Holders / While based on true life events and designed as a study of parochial British cultural and emotional life in the 1980s, this blog is a work of fiction. Cultural icons excluded, all characters and incidents featured are entirely fictional / This blog is also non-profit and all video clips are used for illustrative and contextual purposes / No copyright infringement is intended.]
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