The Winterfood Diaries

The Winterfood Diaries

Tuesday, 29 October 1985

Toilet Attendant

‘Trapped’ – Colonel Abrams


Today, I took the piss out of Cheggers and fat-chinned, spotty Jabba. Well? What is life for, I ask you?

Mr Locke, the Head of Maths is fed up of me because I’m in the top Year Group but I’m not working hard enough. I don’t think that’s my fault – I’m only in the top group because I’m good at English. I know I’m no good at Maths. I find it really difficult. Locke says I think I can ‘sail through’ my Maths O-level just because I’ve got my English O-level. He’s wrong. I resent that English O-level because it puts me in Maths Group 1! Twat! I’m no good at Maths! He says I’m going to be a toilet attendant when I grow up. Bastardizer!

OLD DIARY ENTRIES…
This time 8 years ago:

‘I watched Doctor Who: Image Of The Fendahl (Part One).


This time last year:

‘As Mum and George have gone to Pontefract, I decided to take the day off school. I ate some cheese crackers from downstairs and rang Gran and Granddad Winterfood.’


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