‘Kissing with Confidence’ – Will Powers
SOME GIRLS I’D BONK:
Sammy Knowles (it’s her face), Melba Dench (it’s her thighs), Colleen Dicks (it’s her white, woolly tights), Simone Fox (her eyes and lips), Paula Fox (her freckles and her smile), Katy Gaynor (I don’t know why, but she just keeps on getting better), Angelene Hawkins (she’s so intelligent but she doesn’t realise how sexy she is), Kim Castle (her puppy fat), Kerry Stickles (she just turns me on), Tia Purdey (her thighs and sweet smile – and she’s flirty), Sandy Stringer (she acts dirty), Sadie Woolf (her sultry eyes and her funny teeth, her lips and her personality), Mandy Dell (her tasty mouth and pretty teeth), Teri Stickles (she’s so tall and has lovely thighs that rub together when she walks, and her face is gorgeous), Mandy Stickles (all the Stickles women turn me on – including their mum who’s got to be forty-odd), Rachel Baker (she just seems hard to get and I bet she’s got a great fanny that’s not too hairy).
This time 6 years ago:
‘I got Star Wars Weekly 67.’
SOME GIRLS I’D BONK:
Sammy Knowles (it’s her face), Melba Dench (it’s her thighs), Colleen Dicks (it’s her white, woolly tights), Simone Fox (her eyes and lips), Paula Fox (her freckles and her smile), Katy Gaynor (I don’t know why, but she just keeps on getting better), Angelene Hawkins (she’s so intelligent but she doesn’t realise how sexy she is), Kim Castle (her puppy fat), Kerry Stickles (she just turns me on), Tia Purdey (her thighs and sweet smile – and she’s flirty), Sandy Stringer (she acts dirty), Sadie Woolf (her sultry eyes and her funny teeth, her lips and her personality), Mandy Dell (her tasty mouth and pretty teeth), Teri Stickles (she’s so tall and has lovely thighs that rub together when she walks, and her face is gorgeous), Mandy Stickles (all the Stickles women turn me on – including their mum who’s got to be forty-odd), Rachel Baker (she just seems hard to get and I bet she’s got a great fanny that’s not too hairy).
This time 6 years ago:
‘I got Star Wars Weekly 67.’
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