‘Sister of Mercy’ – The Thompson Twins
Went to Mum and Freddie’s again. They took me to Barnes Bysea for the day, along with Freddie’s pleasant and attractive 11-year old daughter, Paula!
Paula lives with her Mum in March and sprang from Freddie’s first marriage.
We got on really well, and I think she likes the idea of having a big ‘brother’.
Gollum!
Brundle Goes To Hollywood as:
PRINCESS and the 45rpms!
in
PURPLE
WELLIES
Featuring such, er, songs, well, ditties, whatever you want to call them, as, er, oh…
‘Let’s Go Mouldy’, ‘Take Me With Pooh’, ‘The Beautiful Bruns’, ‘Computer Brun’, ‘Darling Willi’, ‘When Horsh- Flies’, ‘I Would Spy 4 U’, ‘Purple Wellies’, ‘Bogey, I’m a Pratt!’, ‘1939’, ‘Little Green Bogey’ and ‘Erotic Brundle’
Brundle in full Prince regalia, but with cheap hankies and strings of toilet roll streaming from his many pockets. His hair permed and quiffed. He wears a Prince-style posing pouch, revealing dumpy, hairy legs. On his feet, the regulation wellies, with turn-downs. The wellies are made platforms by the dry horsh- on their soles. They pong! Pong!
With him is a bucket, full of sentient horsh—
It pongs. Pong!
Brundle is joined by Sheila E, played by Dave! Dave wears a vest and a tutu with a big ‘E’ pinned to it. His hair is slicked beautifully back, but for the usual stray wisps. His sideburns are thick and full, but his lipstick is pretty…
OLD DIARY ENTRIES…
This time 6 years ago:
‘Jack might not live to see his next birthday. He scribbled pink felt-tip all over the bed covers, the bedroom wall and the frame of the bunks. He got smacked for it.’
This time last year:
‘I got Return of the Jedi Weekly 54.’
Went to Mum and Freddie’s again. They took me to Barnes Bysea for the day, along with Freddie’s pleasant and attractive 11-year old daughter, Paula!
Paula lives with her Mum in March and sprang from Freddie’s first marriage.
We got on really well, and I think she likes the idea of having a big ‘brother’.
Gollum!
Brundle Goes To Hollywood as:
PRINCESS and the 45rpms!
in
PURPLE
WELLIES
Featuring such, er, songs, well, ditties, whatever you want to call them, as, er, oh…
‘Let’s Go Mouldy’, ‘Take Me With Pooh’, ‘The Beautiful Bruns’, ‘Computer Brun’, ‘Darling Willi’, ‘When Horsh- Flies’, ‘I Would Spy 4 U’, ‘Purple Wellies’, ‘Bogey, I’m a Pratt!’, ‘1939’, ‘Little Green Bogey’ and ‘Erotic Brundle’
Brundle in full Prince regalia, but with cheap hankies and strings of toilet roll streaming from his many pockets. His hair permed and quiffed. He wears a Prince-style posing pouch, revealing dumpy, hairy legs. On his feet, the regulation wellies, with turn-downs. The wellies are made platforms by the dry horsh- on their soles. They pong! Pong!
With him is a bucket, full of sentient horsh—
It pongs. Pong!
Brundle is joined by Sheila E, played by Dave! Dave wears a vest and a tutu with a big ‘E’ pinned to it. His hair is slicked beautifully back, but for the usual stray wisps. His sideburns are thick and full, but his lipstick is pretty…
OLD DIARY ENTRIES…
This time 6 years ago:
‘Jack might not live to see his next birthday. He scribbled pink felt-tip all over the bed covers, the bedroom wall and the frame of the bunks. He got smacked for it.’
This time last year:
‘I got Return of the Jedi Weekly 54.’
[Text Copyright: Elton Townend Jones, 2010 / Images subject to control of Copyright Holder / While based on true life events and designed as a study of parochial British cultural and emotional life in the 1980s, this blog is a work of fiction. Cultural icons excluded, all characters and incidents featured are entirely fictional / All video clips used for illustrative purposes and no copyright infringement is intended.]
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