‘Now that’s odd!’ guffawed the Enlightened One quietly. He was leaning against the bar of the steamy Gay Sex Club, which was his home. ‘I must be Mr Boring Fart 1985,’ he sighed, feeling like a mere speck of global waste compared to the strange one, Matthew Bacon of Featherstone.
He recalled the nigh on two years of existential suffering he had endured in the sleepy village of West Walton and noted that his tormentor had only enjoyed such suffering for a mere week.
‘Still,’ sighed the Enlightened One, ‘odd that he’s been to the Rollerdrome and one hasn’t.’
And yet, the two intrepidly went to the skating rink – locally known as ‘Skating’ – where Ritcherd tried to seduce Susan Wheeler.
He failed and got pissed instead! But they did enjoy it! Bastards!
Orlso ut Skaytinn, I got torkin to most of the fifth yearz. Thay are all me maytz now!
Good, eh?
OLD DIARY ENTRIES…
This time 5 years ago:
He recalled the nigh on two years of existential suffering he had endured in the sleepy village of West Walton and noted that his tormentor had only enjoyed such suffering for a mere week.
‘Still,’ sighed the Enlightened One, ‘odd that he’s been to the Rollerdrome and one hasn’t.’
And yet, the two intrepidly went to the skating rink – locally known as ‘Skating’ – where Ritcherd tried to seduce Susan Wheeler.
He failed and got pissed instead! But they did enjoy it! Bastards!
Orlso ut Skaytinn, I got torkin to most of the fifth yearz. Thay are all me maytz now!
Good, eh?
OLD DIARY ENTRIES…
This time 5 years ago:
‘I got Doctor Who Weekly 37 and Empire Strikes Back Weekly 122 from the parade.’
[Text Copyright: Elton Townend Jones, 2010 / Images subject to control of Copyright Holder / While based on true life events and designed as a study of parochial British cultural and emotional life in the 1980s, this blog is a work of fiction. Cultural icons excluded, all characters and incidents featured are entirely fictional / All video clips used for illustrative purposes and no copyright infringement is intended.]
[Text Copyright: Elton Townend Jones, 2010 / Images subject to control of Copyright Holder / While based on true life events and designed as a study of parochial British cultural and emotional life in the 1980s, this blog is a work of fiction. Cultural icons excluded, all characters and incidents featured are entirely fictional / All video clips used for illustrative purposes and no copyright infringement is intended.]
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