‘Hole In My Shoe’ – Neil
Excerpts from Yooten Woodle’s book Dashing Hero:
“Our dashing hero climbed up from his chair and spoke to his batman. ‘Let’s spend a day in town!’ … ‘Yea, O Masterful One,’ sighed the batman … town was sparse … ‘Let’s view yon dashing motorbicycles, Sire,’ cried the batman … ‘Yeah!’ … ‘These bikes are shit!’ … The devious one in the brown car roared, ‘Let’s run that dashing young hero over!’ … ‘Aaah! You twat!’ screamed the dashing hero … Screech! … ‘You bastard! You indicated the wrong way!’ … ‘Stupid cow,’ sighed the batman … ‘Oh well.’ … ‘Let’s go home,’ chortled the hero!”
Thanks, Yooten!
[Text Copyright: Elton Townend Jones, 2010 / Images subject to control of Copyright Holder / While based on true life events and designed as a study of parochial British cultural and emotional life in the 1980s, this blog is a work of fiction. Cultural icons excluded, all characters and incidents featured are entirely fictional / All video clips used for illustrative purposes and no copyright infringement is intended.]
Excerpts from Yooten Woodle’s book Dashing Hero:
“Our dashing hero climbed up from his chair and spoke to his batman. ‘Let’s spend a day in town!’ … ‘Yea, O Masterful One,’ sighed the batman … town was sparse … ‘Let’s view yon dashing motorbicycles, Sire,’ cried the batman … ‘Yeah!’ … ‘These bikes are shit!’ … The devious one in the brown car roared, ‘Let’s run that dashing young hero over!’ … ‘Aaah! You twat!’ screamed the dashing hero … Screech! … ‘You bastard! You indicated the wrong way!’ … ‘Stupid cow,’ sighed the batman … ‘Oh well.’ … ‘Let’s go home,’ chortled the hero!”
Thanks, Yooten!
[Text Copyright: Elton Townend Jones, 2010 / Images subject to control of Copyright Holder / While based on true life events and designed as a study of parochial British cultural and emotional life in the 1980s, this blog is a work of fiction. Cultural icons excluded, all characters and incidents featured are entirely fictional / All video clips used for illustrative purposes and no copyright infringement is intended.]
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