THE BIG COCK-UP
‘Help!’ written in a gently jagged comic book Shouting Bubble. ‘I’ve made a cock-up!’
VAGUELY HAIRY POTATO HEAD: You are a cock-up!
AN ODDLY BULBOUS COCK: Ha-ha! Ho-ho! Fuckoff! I wish I was up!
‘No Fear, No Hate, No Pain’ – Eurythmics
I still feel depressed.
OLD DIARY ENTRIES…
This time 2 years ago:
‘I got the Return of the Jedi ‘Storybook’.’
This time last year:
‘I’ve started going out with Carol Ransome, one of the girls in the Fourth Year. I’ve known her for a while, through Joey. She’s a bit ‘fat’ but she’s got nice eyes and she’s really friendly. I really like her.’
[Text Copyright: Elton Townend Jones, 2010 / Images subject to control of Copyright Holder / While based on true life events and designed as a study of parochial British cultural and emotional life in the 1980s, this blog is a work of fiction. Cultural icons excluded, all characters and incidents featured are entirely fictional / All video clips used for illustrative purposes and no copyright infringement is intended.]
‘Help!’ written in a gently jagged comic book Shouting Bubble. ‘I’ve made a cock-up!’
VAGUELY HAIRY POTATO HEAD: You are a cock-up!
AN ODDLY BULBOUS COCK: Ha-ha! Ho-ho! Fuckoff! I wish I was up!
‘No Fear, No Hate, No Pain’ – Eurythmics
I still feel depressed.
OLD DIARY ENTRIES…
This time 2 years ago:
‘I got the Return of the Jedi ‘Storybook’.’
This time last year:
‘I’ve started going out with Carol Ransome, one of the girls in the Fourth Year. I’ve known her for a while, through Joey. She’s a bit ‘fat’ but she’s got nice eyes and she’s really friendly. I really like her.’
[Text Copyright: Elton Townend Jones, 2010 / Images subject to control of Copyright Holder / While based on true life events and designed as a study of parochial British cultural and emotional life in the 1980s, this blog is a work of fiction. Cultural icons excluded, all characters and incidents featured are entirely fictional / All video clips used for illustrative purposes and no copyright infringement is intended.]
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